Jan 2017

Shit hits fan, shit hits fan, shit hits fan, shit hits fan….

I’m cold, stressed out, and I feel yet again, that everything I do is truly pointless. But… I keep going. I keep on keeping on. Because hey…. hey! Heyyyyyy.



Late October 2016


So, I realize I do a million different things all the time… hands in so many pies, and such. But, I love it. I love to be creative, and I love to get shit done… because…

  1. It keeps my social anxiety at bay.
  2. It makes me happy, knowing I’m getting shit done regularly (because when I don’t, I get angry with myself, and sometimes lash out at people in my life… which is of course, unhealthy and stupid, but I’m always looking to better myself and my mental health. This helps the process).

That said….


Seldom Family is still working hard… writing and recording new songs. We are releasing two ambient instrumental records in the next few months. Here’s a photo of us courtesy of the completely awesome Alex Medvick:


Jen McGrath and I (aka The Icicle Sound, aka Vertical Interval) are still working on music, together, and really pushing to finish recordings. We have four new songs ready for release in less than two weeks… we will be releasing the EP on oustedrecords.bandcamp.com (where all my stuff is). Every month for the next six months, we plan on releasing one 3 or 4-song EP, as The Icicle Sound. Exciting!

Lastly, I spent the entire month of October making improvised (short, silly, simple) songs on YouTube. The project was called “Improvised Song-A-Day”. Here’s the YouTube playlist. I might revive it down the road, but I’d rather focus on all the main music I’m doing, and also with my good buddy Mike, as The Boring Extraordinary.) Some exciting stuff coming from he and I VERY soon.

I really appreciate anyone who reads this or follows anything I do. I really wish I was as “out there” as someone like Jack Conte, or Jonathan Mann (the main “Song-A-Day” dude)…. hopefully someday…. and if not, hell… it’s great being creative.

Thanks. <3

October 2016 update

Hey everyone… hope you are well, wherever and whoever you are.

Quick updates:
– I redesigned my site, and moved it entirely to my “chriscaulder.net” domain, instead of hosting it on WordPress. A little easier to maintain.
– I released my first proper paperback book called “Writings: Volume 1“, and you can find it right here at Amazon.com
– I fucked up majorly, in my personal life, just yesterday morning (Thursday, September 30th). I lied to two women I care about immensely, because I wanted them both and couldn’t decide between them. Lost them both forever, as well as the band I had with the one. The one I wasn’t in an active band with basically burned my world to the ground. Fair enough. I never said I was perfect. I’m not the first male in history to do that, and I certainly won’t be the last. Sorry, ladies. You know I mean well, but I just can’t fuckin’ get it together. Ever.
– Patrick and I played our first proper show as Seldom Family, at Boot and Saddle in Philly. Went really well. Working on music for the next record.
– Mike Decker-Lopez and I are in the process of doing videos for a few of our songs, which we hope to have complete as early as tomorrow night… and, some remixes and new songs.
– I had to sell off some beloved studio gear, to afford my bills… not a pleasant experience. But oh well. I’ve been doing this since 1998, so nothing’s really changed.
– I sold a few of my “Writings: Volume 1” book locally, which makes me happy. Three more volumes coming soon!!

Much love to you…. whoever/wherever you are.

New music out, and books coming out very soon!

Hi reader! I have no idea if anyone still reads this at all, but hopefully you do.

You may have missed this… but please give these two records a listen:



I released both these EPs a few weeks ago.


I’m about to release four separate books of my journalistic/stream-of-consciousness writing (I wouldn’t call it poetry, but whatever it is, it’s from the heart, as everything I do)…. in the next few months.

I’m releasing the first book in the next week or so. It’s almost 200 pages. It’s called Writings: Volume 1. It’s a compilation of my earliest writing (from age 14-17), and also my first two self-published DIY chap books, Fist To Kiss, and Wrong Side Of The Bed. The other books will be released every month, following that book. They will be available on amazon.com, too (for around $10-$12, I think), which I think is a very fair price, considering the pages in each book (150-250, depending on the book).

I’m excited to finally share all this stuff on a mass level. I’ve been a bit hesitant about sharing it, because it’s cynical, bitter, angry as hell…. but on the flipside, it’s romantic, an ode to good music and movies, and oddly hopeful. A lot of the writing is completely true, except some of the really dark and violent stuff, which of course, isn’t true.

If you might be familiar with the writing of Henry Rollins or Charles Bukowski, you might enjoy my work.

More details to come… thank you for following what I do. Seriously.

#newmusic2016 #henryrollins #poetrybooks #chriscaulder #newbooks2016 #seldomfamily #tentativeplans #patricknorris #caitkellagher

April 2016

April’s almost here….

It’s been an extremely busy year (April 2015 to April 2016). Finished a record with my friend Patrick as Seldom Family, and finished an EP with my friend Cait as Tentative Plans. Wrapping up several solo releases, as well. Next up? Hopefully some shows. More music in the can…. busy is an understatement. I’m proud of this music, and I hope you enjoy it, too.

Seldom Family video playlist (7 videos)

Tentative Plans album playlist (6 songs)